In a bold effort to differentiate himself from a crowded republican primary field, Donald Trump introduced a sweeping policy agenda this morning that would provide amnesty to the estimated 36 million undocumented bigots living in the U.S. today.

The treatise titled “We win, they lose,” outlines Trump’s positions on the economy, immigration, and foreign policy, with the ambitious goal of liberating American bigots who’ve been forced to practice their hatred in the shadows for fear of public alienation.

“There are many honest, hardworking bigots in this country who, because of the liberal towns they were born into, aren’t able to enjoy the same outspoken brand of bigotry afforded some of their brothers in the south,” explained Trump. “They can’t start a white supremacist blog or condescend to a Mexican reporter because they’ll be discriminated against.  I say to them, ‘elect Donald Trump as your president and step out into the light!'”

Trump then highlighted a particular case of undocumented bigotry that resonates deeply with his target audience: the experience of a bigot child who, through no fault of his own, was born into a family that sees all people as equal.

“Who are we as a country if we penalize an innocent bigot child for the views of his loser parents?” asked an emotional Trump.

We win, they lose, like all of Trump’s political moves thus far, is already a huge hit with his ever-growing base of supporters.

“I won’t have to hide my hatred for people based on their race, religion, or sexual orientation just because of what the pussies on the liberal school board might say about it,” said a San Francisco parent who asked to go by the name Whitey Dukes to protect his anonymity.

Dukes grew up in a bigoted household in South Carolina, but when his company transferred him to the Bernal Heights neighborhood in San Francisco’s Mission District, he had to bury the truest form of himself.

“That’s why I’d follow Trump to the end of the Earth,” continued Dukes.  “If he was president I could finally suggest the idea of Nazi Cotillion without the whole room looking at me like I’m some kind of alien, here illegally.”